'Ello, ello, 'ello, wot's goin' on ere then? Not a very good name game I'm afraid. 'Though Hopper Copper should've been fun.

With all your police cars, nicked and a boingy space hopper being requisitioned to go in hot pursuit of burly criminals, youd've thought it'd be kind of fun bouncing around, chasing and bashing up horrible criminals. But after five minutes play, struggling against dull monochrome graphics, jerky scrolling, dodgy control and slow response, you'll probably find penal detention a touch more exciting. Steer well clear of this one sonny.