Dragon User


6809 Express

Author: Jason Orbaum
Publisher: Quickbeam
Machine: Dragon 32

 
Published in Dragon User #045

Trouble On The 6809 Express

Oooooooooooooooh!

The runaway game came over the hill and she blew
The runaway game came over the hill and she blew
The runaway game came over the hill
And has spent several months on my windowsill
'Cause it's too, too, too boring for you

The 6809 comes past the trees and it blows
You play a Nazi but that's just the way the game goes
The programming's all been designed to please
But there's trouble with the ideologies
Unless you, you, you are not a Jew

The 6809 is a split screen game that goes fast
Below is the top view above are the things as they're passed
The graphics are great and the sound is hot
It's just a great shame that the game is not
'Cause it's too, too, too bad to be true

Controlling the game requires just as much skill as sleep
And I think that I've had more fun having a chat with a sheep
And just cause you know how to draw on the screen
Doesn't mean that you've then got a game that's supreme
So I'm sorry Dave, but this one just won't do

Jason Orbaum

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